Call Me A Prude, But Lewd Ain't A Good Look

YOU know you've reached a certain age when you find yourself muttering things like "inappropriate" as you walk past a group of teenage girls. This happened to me during the week and the trigger for my tut-tutting was their T-shirts. More specifically, what was written on their T-shirts. One said "Porn star". Another said "Will pash for chocolate". A third said "Yes, they're real". The girls were about 14.

I'm No Prude But ...

YOU know you've reached a certain age when you find yourself muttering "inappropriate" as you walk past a group of teenage girls. This happened to me this week and the trigger for my tut-tutting was their T-shirts. More specifically, what was written on their T-shirts. One said "porn star". Another said, "Will pash for chocolate". A third said, "Yes, they're real." The girls were around 14.